A man was riding
his Harley along a California highway when suddenly the sky clouded above
his head and, in a booming voice the Lord said,

'Because you have
TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways,
I will grant you one
wish.'

The biker pulled over and said,
'Build a bridge to Hawaii
so I can ride over anytime I want.

The Lord said, 'That
request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges
for that kind of undertaking; the supports required toreach
the bottom of the
Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly
exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for
me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The
biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said,
'Okay, I wish that I, and all men, could understand
our wives; I
want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking
when she
gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she
means when she
says 'nothing's wrong', and how I can make a
woman truly
happy.'

After a short pause the
Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that
bridge?'